Bald-To-The-Bone.com
I’m Anu Ganguli. You probably clicked onto this page because you’re reading my story in LOOKING FOR BAPU. I shaved my head bald to become a Hindu holy boy, so I can find my grandfather in the spirit world.
I’m not the only bald kid at school. My friend, Andy has cancer. His hair fell out, and now he wears a wig. He shouldn’t feel bad about being bald. Baldness has many benefits:
1. You save money on haircuts.
2. Your hair never gets tangled.
3. You don’t get dandruff
4. Your hair doesn’t fall in your eyes.
5. Bugs don’t get caught in your hair
6. Nobody will ever forget you
7. You don’t have to spend money on gel, shampoo, mousse, hairspray, combs or brushes.
8. Your hair doesn’t get caught in doors.
9. You look good bald.
10. People might think you’re famous.
11. There are many more benefits, but I don’t have room to list them here.
Speaking of famous bald people, here are a few:
- Homer Simpson
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek
- Action star Vin Diesel
- Moby, the musician
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Yoda
- Kermit the Frog
- Pablo Picasso
- Mohandas K. Gandhi (aka Mahatma Gandhi), the peaceful man who led Indiato independence in 1947.
- The actor Ben Kingsley
- Montel Williams
- I found a great list here
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